The word I like to hate.

Like the other day I like went for like a walk and like I came across like this friend that I haven’t seen in like ages. Anyway, we like caught up and like went out for coffee and like the café was like really busy so like we ended up like just going to Mc’Ds instead. Like you know how much I like hate McDonalds eh. But anyway, it turned out that like she was going to go to like the north island to like live forever and like this might be the last time we’d like catch up in ages so like we swapped e-mails and all that. Actually like all of this is like made up cos like I really wanted to like point out how like pathetic our like English has like become like recently cos like I know that like sub cultures are like often like defined like by like their like language and like up north they like go up at the end of like every sentence and like say like “Bro” and like “awe not even ow” and like that’s like cool for them but like where did we get our flippen like from? Like I think that like it came like from like watching like way too much like American TV like because like they like use it like a lot too. So the moral of the like story or like lack of story is like if I took all the unnecessary likes out of this paragraph it would look a bit like this…

the other day I went for a walk and I came across this friend that I haven’t seen in ages. Anyway, we caught up and went out for coffee and the café was really busy so we ended up just going to Mc’Ds instead. you know how much I hate McDonalds eh. But anyway, it turned out that she was going to go to the north island to live forever and this might be the last time we’d catch up in ages so we swapped e-mails and all that. Actually all of this is made up cos I really wanted to point out how pathetic our English has become recently cos I know that sub cultures are often defined by their language and up north they go up at the end of every sentence and say “Bro” and “awe not even ow” and that’s cool for them but where did we get our flippen from? I think that it came from watching way too much American TV because they use it a lot too. So the moral of the story or lack of story is if I took all the unnecessary ‘likes’ out of this paragraph it would look a lot smaller…